wemeanttofly:

lanagrams:

popemarina:

lanagrams:

popemarina:

orgasmic-humor:

I think it’s so fake how some pants have pockets that are sewn shut like be real with me don’t pretend to be something you’re not

ur supposed to seam rip them out 

its just so they stay flat and like not wrinkle before you buy them

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?????????

im being serious like theyre actual pockets you have to rip out the seam 

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everything makes sense now

(via cashewdeala)

'Just give me some seasoning, a little bits enough. Cause you look like a potato, wanna mash oh mash you up.'

This is my ringtone.

(Source: daily-gr4ce, via gracesguidebook)

trinitymemes:

worldfam0us:

Cuddles aren’t complete without touching of the booty

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(Source: worldfam0us, via chelseawelseyknight)

phangs:

cliffordstongue:

PERIODS BLOOD UTERUS VAGINAS ASSES BOOBS ONE BOOB BIGGER THAN THE OTHER NIPPLES HURTING WAXING LEGS WAXING VAGINAS BRAZILIAN FUCKING WAXES GETTING YOUR ASSHOLE WAXED WAXING ARMPITS WAXING TOP LIPS WAXING EYEBROWS DRAWING IN YOUR EYEBROWS TATTOOING YOUR EYEBROWS ON PLUCKING YOUR EYEBROWS HAIR DYE HAIR CUTS SPLIT ENDS HAIRDRYERS EXPLODING HAIR STRAIGHTENERS HAIR CURLERS HAIR WAVERS SHOES HEELS WEDGES FLATS CONVERSE DOC MARTENS BOYS BOYS TELLING YOU YOURE TOO FAT BOYS TELLING YOU YOURE DUMB BOYS TELLING YOU YOURE WORTHLESS AND UGLY AND VILE AND DISGUSTING WITHOUT MAKEUP FUCKING EYELINER AND MASCARA AND FOUNDATION AND CONCEALER AND POWDER AND PERFUME AND LIPSTICK AND LIPGLOSS AND LIP BALM AND BEING TOO TALL BEING TOO SMALL BEING TOO SKINNY BEING TOO FAT NOT LOOKING LIKE THE GIRL IN THE MAGAZINE NOT LOOKING LIKE THAT ACTRESS NOT LOOKING LIKE THAT MODEL PURGING ANOREXIA BULIMIA ALL BECAUSE DOUCHE BAGS LIKE YOU CAN’T DEAL WITH FUCKING GIRL PROBLEMS

TRIGGER WARNING??? GROW SOME BALLS YOUR MOTHER DEALS WITH THIS YOUR SISTER DEALS WITH THIS YOUR AUNTIE YOUR COUSIN YOUR FRIEND YOUR NEIGHBOUR THE FUCKING QUEEN DEALS WITH ALL THIS SHIT BECAUSE BOYS ARE SO SO SO DUMB AND SUCH ASSHOLES WHEN IT COMES TO THIS

legendary

mckinnna:

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I want

holy-trinity-batman:

To go with mamrie's last post. x

(via sillysoys)

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

My heart can’t handle this I’m going to bed

(Source: sizvideos, via chelseawelseyknight)

idreamofyoutube:

ireachforlegacy:

thelesbianist:

ohhbobs:

skaterparadise:

teensext:

59oz:

she told her grandma shes gay

THIS IS SO FUNNY FUCK SKXBSJSM

omg

this is the best thing on the planet

"You put your tongue in her hole". I would have died. LMAO

I AM DYING

Alright… first of all, I tried not to reblog this. I really did. But can we just stop and talk about this. Oh. My. God. This is a thing that happens. I have no more words…